GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions. 
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
The stuff in my head.... you don't want to know... but yet you will find out over time 
juliepenkova
Pro 
What wise words!!!!
I think I will bye a bottle of Brandy now......!!!!
Forget the Bacardi Breezer!!!!
I need to look in that mirror again and find Antonio Bandeiros???????
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